I'm back with another installment of my occasional series "Jobs I Wouldn't Mind," in which the blog chronicles endeavors that would interest me if the liberal media ever kicks me out of the club.I wouldn't mind being a NASCAR pace car driver.
This probably isn't a full-time gig, but I think I'd enjoy it anway. You get to drive on the nation's best race tracks. You're always in first place. And there's very little risk of a wreck.
I've also been known to pace, for whatever that's worth.
Thank goodness you didn't end this blog with a Family Guy reference. That would have been a major bummer...
ReplyDeleteI still don't know why race car driving is considered a sport. It's no beach volleyball.
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