Thursday, March 12, 2009

I don't want what you're selling, pink dolphin

With all due respect to those who come before me, I need to write about the freaking pink dolphin that's been spotted in Lake Calcasieu in Louisiana.


First of all, I'll go on the record as saying I think this is a hoax. Second of all, if it's not a hoax, it's got to be part of a sinister dolphin plot that ends with domination of not just the sea but of land as well.

Move along, pink dolphin, or I'll do to you what Beat Ettlin did to that kangaroo in Garran, Australia.
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3 comments:

  1. Jerry ZezimaMarch 12, 2009

    Dolphins don't wear Air Jordans, nbalike. They wear Sea Jordans. Let's get that straight. I'm thinking the dolphin actually is a Mary Kay representative who is selling waterproof makeup. Or maybe it's on a book tour for its new autobiography, "A Porpoise Driven Life."

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  2. AnonymousMarch 12, 2009

    I've seen some pink elephants....

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  3. LucieMarch 13, 2009

    This dolphin is obviously doing a Swim for the Cure Susan G Komen fundraiser. Duh.

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