Fitness celebrity John Basedow

If you don't know who fitness celebrity John Basedow is, then you're not watching enough daytime programming on the ESPN family of networks.

This 80s-inspired musclehead wants to turn you into an 80s-inspired musclehead, with his Fitness Made Simple tapes at $40 a pop.

Why on earth would you buy anything from this man? Just look at him -- his head is clearly photoshopped on somebody else's body. And his hair is clearly photoshopped on his head from Farrah Fawcett's circa 1977.

Fitness celebrity John Basedow, I don't fear your army of compensated endorsers. I don't fear your airburshed pythons. I don't fear your apparent ability to fight back an entire tsunami.

You're on notice, fitness celebrity John Basedow. What does that mean? The NaturalBlog challenges you to a fight. You pick the time and place, and whether you want weapons. I'll be there.