I am ready to submit my bid

Upset with only being the Las Vegas of same-sex marriage, Massachusetts now wants to be the Las Vegas of gambling, too. Gov. "The Wonder of Deval" Patrick is proposing the state license three casinos, one in southeastern Massachusetts, one in the Western part of the state, and one in the Boston area.
I know there will be a lot of competition and jockeying for these casinos, but I'd like to go ahead and ask the state to build one in my basement. Plenty of room down there, so long as I organize all those boxes of old plates and small appliances that are optimistically labeled "Vacation House."

What's more, Mrs. N-B and I are conveniently located to not only Storrow Drive, but also the Massachusetts Turnpike.

There is ample street parking in our neighborhood, so long as you don't take my landlady's spot in front of her house next door.