Monday, September 08, 2008

Sad Tom, Sad N-B, Sad Peyton


The New England Patriots are undefeated in the Matt Cassel era, which is a glass-is-half-full way of looking at Tom Brady's left knee injury that might mean the end of his season.

It might be better termed a glass-is-half-fool way of thinking about it, given Cassel's downright dreadful performance this preseason. So bring on the woe:

What will we do without Tom Terrific under center? While he's convalescing with Gisele, will our Patriots sink to -- gulp -- 10-6? 8-8? Will the Jets make the playoffs? Woe is me! Nothing can possibly snap me out of this funk.

Oh wait, maybe one thing.


Bears 29, Colts 13.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Illinois said...

i am disappointed that your joy comes from sad peyton and not happy orton.

i thought we had something

September 09, 2008  
Anonymous Mrs. NB said...

i wanna see the party pix of orton after sunday's win.

September 10, 2008  
Anonymous Biff Tannen said...

Dear Tom Brady,
Sorry your girly robot knee broke in half. Maybe you should try eating some chunky noodle soup.
Love,
Donovan McNabb

September 10, 2008  
Anonymous Illinois said...

Here are a few, less flattering, but clearly still happy, Kyle Orton photos: http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/bear-down-chicago-bear-128831.php

September 11, 2008  

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