Zuma Nesta Rock

Singers Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani have a new son, and as is the law for children born into celebrity in Los Angeles, he has a crazy name.

Please welcome Zuma Nesta Rock, which sounds like "a water park ride or a new energy drink," according to baby name expert Whitney Walker.

That's a little harsh, Whit, especially because that was the name I had hoped to use for my first kid (albeit if my first kid were a girl).

Zuma really reminds me of the chorus from a Wreckx-N-Effect song, which is only kind of safe for work.