Stop this joke

You know what really grinds my gears?


For as long as there have been joke tellers, they have been making jokes where people relay news from medical tests and there's confusion about whether a negative test is good news or bad.

You know how this joke goes. "I can't bear to hear the news. You talk with the doctor. It's positive? Oh no! Oh, you mean it's positive like it's good news? Oh thank goodness. What a hilarious mix-up."

Even 30 Rock has stooped to making this joke. It's so tired, so old. God does this joke grind my gears.