Fashion shows? I love fashion shows

If you date Alessandra Ambrosio, then you already know the latest Victoria's Secret fashions available this holiday season.

But if you don't date Alessanda Ambrosio (right, last seen in an ad for Hummers with Regis Philbin), you can pretend you do for an hour tonight, because it's that time of year again. The one true holiday harbiner is here, the never-changing north star of the Christmas season: The annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

Has there been a greater excuse for the celebration of underwear since the pay-per-view Lingerie Bowl during Super Bowl XXXVIII? I think not.

It's tonight at 10 on CBS, in case you were wondering. And I know you were.