This franchise cannot be saved

I wrote a few weeks ago about how to revive the James Bond franchise, but I have since changed my mind. The series isn't even worth saving, thanks to the new Bond, blond Daniel Craig.

He told the producers of the new Casino Royale movie being filmed in Europe that he couldn't drive Bond's Aston Martin DB5 because he didn't know how to drive a stick shift.

Bond can't drive stick!?! What other secrets is he keeping? Maybe he's morally opposed to firing a gun? Prefers warm-up pants to a tux? He likes his martinis stirred? Or worse -- with gin?

I never thought I'd say it, but bring back Dalton.