Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Celebrities -- they're just like us


They put coins in parking meters, like Jessica Alba is here. Not me, of course, I just risk the ticket.


They let their kids dress themselves. Did Seal break all the mirrors in the Klum house? Harsh.


They resent more successful siblings. What do you bet that Britney just said something like, "I'm eating for two."

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

When will we near the end of Preggers Britney the Sequel and get back to fat-and-not-pregnant Britney? All those college boys with pics of her as a tweenie now cannot help but think of chunkers brunette Britney every time they glance at her former hotness.

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