Yesterday's news, today

I dare you to pull the first finger. U.S. News and World Report claims that President Bush likes fart jokes and is even known to "cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides." Makes sense, seeing as how he's pooped all over our civil rights.

Well he obviously hasn't seen her show. It's alleged that Osama bin Laden has a thing for Whitney Houston, and that he even thought about ways to off Bobby Brown so she could be his all his. I think this is more proof that it takes a while for American culture to seep around the world. The Bodyguard probably just came out at the Tora Bora Cineplex, so I suppose this is understandable.