Well, that explains the slogan

I wish I had seen this story before I got back from my big-time European vacation.

Authorities in Germany say they found trace amounts of cocaine in Red Bull's new cola drink. It amounts to 0.13 micrograms of cocaine per can, and according to Time you'd have to drink 12,000 Red Bulls to feel the effects. Even, so the Health Institute in the German state of North Rhine Westphalia is recommending a nationwide ban.

It's just another case of life imitating art; Dave Chapelle did this bit on his Comedy Central show ages ago.

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