Friday, May 26, 2006

I've got the news

There is finally justice in Athens. I bet potty-mouth Brandon Davis will think twice the next time he's tempted to slander NaturalBlog crush Lindsay Lohan.This, after some random chick totally let him have it outside a Los Angeles nightclub. Read about it here, but I caution you it's PG-13.

This is what passes for celebrity in this town. A Boston woman made $100 by letting Ben Affleck use her toilet (thricely). What do you bet he leaves the seat up?

Gumbel was appaently unavailable. Elizabeth Vargas, about to go on maternity leave, is out and Charlie Gibson is in at ABC World News Tonight. Isn't it illegal to demote a woman because she's pregnant?

She looks better in a gorilla suit. Red Sox general manager Theo Epstein is signing a long-term deal, after proposing to his girlfriend Sunday night. It's reported Theo e-mailed friends to tell them, but it's unclear if he blogged about it.



Anonymous Sebastian Dangerfield said...

I'd prefer that Theo spread his seed among as many women as possible, to better ensure the possibility that any potential Sebastian Jrs. can enjoy a decent Sox GM. What if this broad packs an 'idiot GM' allele? What if that phenotype dominates?

Then again, nice pickup with Clement- maybe Theo read a memo with a typo and thought “Holy shit! We can get Clemens?”

May 26, 2006  

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