Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Animal News Update

Jockey is horses ass. A jockey named Paul O'Neill head-butted his horse after the animal bucked him. He faces a ban. I guess all Paul O'Neills are a little hot-headed.

The thief comes on little cat feet. Willy, a one-year-old cat from New York, has a glove fetish -- he steals garden gloves from the neighbors, then deposits them dutifully on his owners' porch. He's snagged 23 total gloves, but only three human hands.



Anonymous DJS said...

Jockey dude needs to ride the 'tard bus with me.

July 26, 2006  
Anonymous bean stringfellow said...

Further proof that cats are little a**holes.

July 26, 2006  

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