Jose Offerman: Anagram for maJor Offense

I was pretty excited when I saw the Associated Press slug "BC-MA-OffermanBatAttack" move across the wire yesterday. Had former Red Sox infielder Jose Offerman been attacked by bats? Eaten? Turned into a vampire, perhaps?

Imagine my disappointment when I learned that Offerman had been arrested for attacking an opposing pitcher and catcher with his bat, after getting beaned in an independent league game in Connecticut.

I think he may have surpassed Izzy Alcantara for worst reaction to a beaning.

No surprise: Former Red Sox moonbat Carl Everett is Offerman's teammate on the Long Island Ducks. Or was his teammate, before Offerman's indefinite suspension.