Secretary General Battle Royale

Let's take a quick glimpse inside the head of the NaturalBlog. What occupies my mind for great stretches of the day? Well, this morning I was imagining a fight between UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon and NATO's Secretary General Jaap De Hoop Scheffer over who has the better name.

Ban Ki-Moon sounds a lot like a table game in the Foxwoods high-roller room, but the cadence of Jaap De Hoop Scheffer reminds me of one of my favorite early '90s treats, "Here Comes The Hotstepper" by Ina Kamoze.

Please enjoy.