Everything's coming up Milhouse

It's rare when my fantasy sports, eliminator, and side-wagering worlds all line up, but last night was one of those wonderful times.

I needed Clinton Portis to have a good night against Chicago's defense so my fantasy football team Bollinger's Bombers (10-3) can advance in the fantasy playoffs. And I needed the Bears to lose so I could get closer to winning a $20 bet that Chicago will miss the actual football playoffs.

Portis had 122 all purpose yards for 12.2 fantasy points. The Bears fell to the Redskins 24-16.

If only the game had been on a network I got, I could've actually watched it.