Monday, May 19, 2008

Another reason to love Jason Giambi

Yankees first baseman Jason Giambi has been through a lot of slumps in his career. Like all of 2004, for example. He opened up to Conde Nast's portfolio.com about his magical salve for breaking out of a slump: a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong that he wears under his uniform.

As if that isn't digusting enough, Giambi says that over the years he has shared his thong with teammates Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Johnny Damon, Robin Ventura, and Robinson Cano.

"The thong works every time," he says.

Giambi is batting .193 through 35 games this season.

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

In order to gain speed he should wear a leopard thong . How disgusting is that? Plus, sharing it is a health hazzard . Does OSHA know about this?

May 19, 2008  
Blogger Nick said...

For a minute, I thought that was you in the picture.

May 19, 2008  
Blogger S. said...

I'm pretty sure I've seen this picture before... but with Bronson Arroyo and a Northeastern undergrad on his lap.

Oddly, I know the homepage editor of Portfolio.com.

May 19, 2008  

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