Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Oates update -- But whither Hall?

I think this story comes from the truth-is-stranger-than-fiction file.

A production company is working on a pilot cartoon starring smooth rocker John Oates, who is pulled out of retirement at the urging of -- wait for it -- his mustache.

Billboard writes:
A dying David Crosby appears and with his last breath warns Oates of a mysterious secret group of mustache wearers bent on killing other mustache wearers. ...Oates summons his own mustache with a fist pump that simultaneously changes his clothes from conservative attire to pink pants and white boots.
Sadly, pants and boots are not pictured in the illustration provided. The voice of the mustache is provided by the scruffy comedian Dave Attell.

Speaking of mustaches, please enjoy this take on the greatest sports 'staches.



Blogger Jerry Zezima said...

My mustache just told me to get an agent.

July 02, 2008  

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