Offstage, everything was falling apart

I've got to say I'm worried about my band. I know we've got the talent, but will petty egos get in the way? Will we be ready when the big break comes? Will the rigors of the road leave me a broken shell of a man?

Heady stuff, I know, but it comes with the territory when you're as dedicated to music as I am.

I refer of course to the video game Rock Band, to which I've recently become completely addicted. I'm the drummer. The fact that I'm not that bad is all the evidence you need that the game is clearly not an accurate representation of an actual band.