Col. Sanders returns from dead, seeks UN audience

True story -- the actor who plays the Kentucky Fried Chicken "mascot" Col. Sanders punk'd the UN, getting past security and posing for the photo at right with the new president of the UN General Assembly Ali Treki.

A spokeswoman says Treki shook the Colonel's hand out of courtesy, and adds that the handshake left a delicious sheen of grease on his Treki's palm.

The real Col. Sanders died in 1980. It's unclear why someone who'd managed to come back from the dead would go to the United Nations.