Thursday, February 09, 2006

Gossip. You want it. I've got it.

US Weekly and the National Enquirer shed new light on the (second? third?) breakup of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards. Sheen apparently sent emails to Richards that were supposed to go to a hooker named Debbie. Hookers have email?

It's rumored that Tom Brady and his girlfriend Bridget Moynahan have split. Anyone could have seen this coming, especially after Brady's recent Visa ad featured a chick who wasn't Bridget playing his girlfriend. I'm sure that was a sore spot. Also he could have any woman in the world, which was also probably a sore spot.

Some rag says that Tom Cruise is going to keep Katie Holmes "tucked away," so she won't have "the chance to turn into another Nicole." I had just assumed up until now that Holmes was locked in Cruise's basement, so this isn't really a surprise.



Anonymous Hooker said...

Yes, we have e-mail. And we also have TV's, so we can watch quality shows like "Two and a Half Men". We also have internet access, to read the latest gossip about Charlie-boy.

E-mail me:

February 09, 2006  
Anonymous Still trying to make it said...

Oldest Profession, isn't that like the trade publication for your line of work? I used to do some copy editing for them, but there were always these loud noises coming from the rooms upstairs. Really played havoc with my workflow

February 15, 2006  

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