Can't miss business plan
Business idea: I will buy used jet engines and convert them into hand dryers to sell to bars.
They will be the only commercially available hand dryers that are more powerful than the Xlerator, above left. While the Xlerator can make your skin ripple, my 747 engines will actually rip damp skin right from your hands.
Labels: Bathroom humor
posted by NaturalBlog @ Sunday, February 05, 2006
1 Comments:
Thank you, oh thank you, NaturalBlog, for calling attention to the Xlerator, which accounts for at least half the reason I ever visit Big City. I always stand there giggling uncontrollably as it goes apeshit on my skin in its war on moisture. I admit to having stuck my face under it just for the challenge of trying to keep my eyelids open against such sheer force.
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