Monday, January 30, 2006

Innocence Lost

Kelly Barons what happened? Just a year ago you were that cute Red Sox ball girl, the picture of everything wholesome, as American as apple pie, and with a good glove to boot.

But now fame has grabbed hold, and the Boston Bruins have turned you into a tawdry Sunday night hussy. What are you even posing with in that picture up there? Did the Bruins tell you that was sexy? They were wrong.

Please come home to Fenway in April and all will be forgiven. Don't forget your glove and Sox hat.



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