I have become what I beheld, or How I came to love the cone

Time was, I would rail against those who marked the public streets with cones and barrels and the like, as they saved parking spots after a heavy snowfall. "How dare they!" I would shout. "The hubris -- to claim for themselves what rightly belongs to all, this public way!"
I beseeched the mayor to use his authority to stop the practice, but wouldn't you know it now that he finally has, I've gone over to the other side.
Yes, I am a spot-saver of the worst kind but it's not my fault. Or not all my fault, anyway.
The trouble is everybody else is doing it. So if I'm the only guy on the street not using a cone to save my shoveled out space, it means the jamoke who wanders into the neighborhood will have only one spot to take: mine.
I am not proud -- but I couldn't beat them, so I joined them.
1 Comments:
Who needs a spot saver when you have a titanic Subaru Impreza to roll over all who dare come in your way? My mastadon hatchback has AWD, baby, and skid-defying snow tires to boot. It also has, no doubt, the best name to shout a la Geronimo while going over some cliff or falls or whatever. Subarooooo!
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