Dick Cheney opposes gun control

The liberal media are reporting that Dick Cheney shot some dude while hunting in Texas.

There are a pair of good nuggets from the AP story:

A witness, apparently fearful the Vice President might shoot her, goes out of her way to blame the victim (He "didn't signal" or "announce himself" before carelessly stepping in front of the bullets fired from Cheney's rifle).

And we learn that the vice president always has an ambulance trailing him. I guess the man who is a heartbeat away from the presidency is also a heartbeat away from death. Wouldn't you be? Being that evil really takes it out of you.