Weekly World News

This cat is better than your cat. My (adopted) cat Abita used to go under the covers of the bed, but this overacheiver actually went undercover. So cute I just wanna throw up.

Not a lucky rabbit's foot, but a whole freaking rabbit. As part of the deal that sent football play-by-play man Al Michaels to NBC, ABC got back the rights to a cartoon rabbit. I just assume John Madden brought the rights to a cartoon turkey, duck and chicken.