Snakes in a Theater

We're still six weeks from the opening of the greatest movie ever made in the history of the world, and the excitement is already growing to a fever pitch. I'm referring of course to the Samuel L. Jackson vehicle Snakes on a Plane.

Snakes are everywhere these days -- they're on a blog, in your extended network, slithering free in the Everglades.

Most people are earnest in recognizing the unstoppable awesomeness of this movie, but I can't help but think some are making fun of the snakes, which I'm telling you is just a bad idea. Look for yourself: