Friday, June 30, 2006

Think of a pithy headline for this space

Can someone invent one for bloggers please? If you're the type who gets wasted on three or four appletinis on a Tuesday then cycles through your cellphone looking for a booty call (you know who you are), worry no longer. There's now a phone that comes with a breathalyzer that will lock out certain numbers if you're too drunk. I wonder if it also takes your keys.

Conveniently located on Molester Street. The City of Boston dedicated Hooker Park in the neighborhood of Brighton last week. I can only imagine that they named it Hooker Park because Wino Fields and Cokehead Playground had taken their first two choices.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blanche was the original MILF.

June 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you mean GILF?

July 19, 2006  

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