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The GWOT finally hits home in the effete northeast. The latest security restrictions on jetliners are apparently wreaking havoc on the classical music business. You know what I say -- if they take away our Paganini, well then the terrorists have already won.

What's next? Kim Jong Il's MySpace page? Proving that I was not the last person to get a blog, Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is now in cyberspace. Upstart commentors will be dragged from their homes and shot.