Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Decider? You're it.

Listen up. Hillary Clinton said formally over the weekend what we all knew from the day she launched her first listening tour back in the 20th century, which is that she is running for president.

If Democratic primary voters are foolish enough to choose someone whose negatives are in the 40s when she isn't in the national public eye, then they deserve four more years on the sidelines.

That said, I am rooting for Clinton, because then we can get a line of presidents that goes Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton. We might even be able to tack on another Bush (Jeb?) to tide us over until the next Clinton (Chelsea) is 35 and eligible to run.

Of course, Chelsea is the real reason I want Hillary Clinton to be president. I've already come clean about my long-standing Chelsea crush. She's been out of the gossip pages for years now, and I've begun to miss her.

Vote Clinton '08!



Anonymous Pn said...

Is that a picture from her appearance in the Nutcracker?

January 23, 2007  
Anonymous Sebastian Dangerfield said...

I call bullshit.

You'd vote for Hillary because she would make your job easier with all of the material her presidency would generate. You could publish great copy practically on autopilot.

But recall: Imus hesitated during the moment of truth in 2000 and voted for Lazio.

January 23, 2007  
Anonymous Mrs. NB said...

What, first daughters ripping up Adams Morgan, getting mugged in Argentina and dating the unemployed aren't good enough for you?

January 25, 2007  
Anonymous holy moses said...

After Not So Curious George, let's just cut to the chase and elect Chelsea herself. The improvement would be nothing short of stunning.

January 25, 2007  

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