Thursday, March 23, 2006

Chelsea Clinton: Unavailable

Some gossip rag had an item this week about how Chelsea Clinton was spotted shopping in Boston with her new boyfriend. The story also said she still has a security detail, which I find interesting.

This is as good a time as any to admit to having had a crush on Chelsea Clinton since her dad ran for president in 1992. I admit she was a little awkward then, but so was I. She's gotten much prettier over the years, though some have suggested it wasn't an all-natural progression.

I suppose the time may've come and gone for me and Chelsea to be together, what with me being engaged and all. I guess we'll have to settle for being (Sidwell) friends, but I will say this: The guy she settles down with is getting the best father-in-law ever made, along with the worst mother-in-law in the history of the universe.

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Anonymous Monica said...

I just hope he doesn't have a hot (or chunky and hairsprayed) sister.

March 23, 2006  
Anonymous Sebastian Dangerfield said...

I actually took the LSAT with Monica Lewinsky, no joke- which leads me to the joke response I would give when people asked me how I thought she did: "She blew it."

March 23, 2006  

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