Thursday, February 01, 2007

If we change our routine, then the Aqua Teen Hunger Force has already won

I thought it was only fair to update today's top story with news from the arraignment and subsequent posting of bail by the two criminal masterminds behind yesterday's terror scare that brought Boston to its knees, snarling traffic, stopping commerce, and -- in the words of the Suffolk Co. District Attorney -- making loved ones across the nation scared.

Take a good hard look at the faces of evil.

A judge who was skeptical of prosecutors' claims ordered them held on $2,500 cash bail. This judge has apparently forgotten that the world changed on 1/31/07.

After these two jokers posted bail, they proceeded to squander any public goodwill they might've built up. At a press conference, they said they would only talk about hair. Asked if they were taking this seriously, they said they were serious -- about hair. I'm not kidding. Take a look.

I have met the enemy, and he is glib.



Anonymous holy moses said...

Hair today, gone tomorrow. Let's get back to talking about Joe Biden's casual aquaintance with effective political speech and racial descriptors, and whether or not VP Dick in a Box is a treasonous, un-American, un-Patriotic, Terrorist loving Evil Doer. And who says the world has changed ?

February 01, 2007  
Anonymous Pn said...

Holy high-school, Batman. How great would it have been if the reporter who finally played their game had asked Sideshow Bob how many species of bugs lived in his hair?

February 01, 2007  
Anonymous Sebastian Dangerfield said...

I'd like to second the suggestion for a prescription of baseball bat therapy.

February 01, 2007  

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