Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Out of this world

A NASA astronaut caught up in an astronaut love triangle is now the first astronaut ever charged with first degree murder, attempted kidnapping, battery, and attempted vehicle burglary with battery.

Lisa Nowak was said to be jealous of another woman's affections for astronaut William Oefelein. Prosecutors say she drove more than 12 hours from Houston to Orlando so could confront the space hussy. Apparently pressed for time, she wore diapers so she wouldn't have to take bathroom breaks.

So who is this NASA piece of ass who has women literally peeing in their pants because he's so hot?

Well, hot for NASA, I guess.

Nowak apparently told investigators she had "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship" with Oefelein. By this I just assume she meant a Glenn-Close-in-Fatal-Attraction type relationship.

Nowak pleaded not guilty. She said she just wanted to talk to the other woman. The implements she was going to use to facilitate the discussion? Pepper spray, a steel mallet, a buck knife, a BB pistol, and a garbage bag.

Though the garbage bag might have been for the diapers.



Anonymous Mrs. NB said...

Big Pimpin' up at NASA .... this guy is clearly the office gigolo. But seriously, what is up with the mid-80's hair of every female astronaut? Do they teach you how to feather your bangs in flight school too?

February 07, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't understand the need for the diapers. I know she was in a hurry and all, but couldn't she have used the restroom when she stopped for gas? Am I overlooking something?

I think real reason is that sometimes it's just plain fun to crap your pants.

February 07, 2007  

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