Marcia Brady: Coke fiend

The periodical of record (that would be People Magazine) says that Maureen McCormick, who played Marcia Brady and thus informed millions of boys what their ideal mate would look and act like, was bulimic after the show ended in 1974. It wasn't long before she found a better way to keep her weight under control, though. That would be a cocaine habit.

What's more unbelievable? The cocaine, or the fact that her husband had never seen an episode of The Brady Bunch before they started dating?

This has all come to light after her appearance on the upcoming edition of Celebrity Fit Club, in which she tried to drop 30 pounds.

I have unfortunately been unable to find you a fat picture of Marcia Brady. So this picture with her cute-but-no-Marcia daughter will have to do.