The decider has been chosen and it is you

Do you need a political fix before tonight's debate among the 3,412 people running for the Republican presidential nomination? Fear not. Here is another installment in the occasional NaturalBlog series known as You are the Decider. Fire up the graphic:

Those are bulls pooping, by the way.

So what do we have today? We have a cute little look inside the candidates' lives, courtesy of the Associated Press which asked each contender "What home task needs tending?"

Easy enough. Let's see what their responses say about themselves.

Candidate	What they said	What they meant
Hillary Clinton	Organizing my closets.	Hey look at me. I'm a woman. I have a lot of clothes.
John Edwards	Clearing paths in the woods.	Hey look at me, I'm a man. I do manly things.
Chris Dodd	My 2 year-old who wakes up beginning at 3 every morning!	I'm virile.
Duncan Hunter	Finishing the rebuilding of our house that burned down -- a big task.	The only way you'll vote for me is if I guilt you into it.
Mitt Romney	Clean the gutters.	I fired the illegals who'd been doing that task.
Tom Tancredo	Christmas lights.	Unlike those Mormon freaks, I believe in Santa.

Tancredo wins, a feeling he'd better not get used to.