Friday, June 29, 2007

Time has not been kind, Sporty Spice

Tell me what you want what you really really want. If it's a Spice Girls reunion, your wish is my command.

After many years of false promises and vicious reunion rumours (British spelling out of respect), the Spice Girls now say they'll get back together for a world tour in December and January.

It's been a long time since their breakup (in 2000), even longer since they were kind of a big deal in the U.S. (in 1997). Let's see how father time has treated them.

Well, it's hard to say how well time treated them, on account of all the plastic surgery. Might Victoria (Posh) Beckham nee Adams be the fakest woman on earth? And what happened to Melanie (Sporty) Chisholm's face?

I'd have to say that Geri (Ginger) Halliwell looks the best. What does it say about the evolution of my own tastes over the last 10 years that she went from my least favorite to my No. 1 spice?

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Blogger Cedar said...

I'm having a difficult time telling who's who in that picture? Which is the one in the dopey floral dress?

Scary looks nice, but I preferred her afro to the stick-straight look.

June 29, 2007  
Blogger Sebastian Dangerfield said...

Shouldn't that be British 'misspelling'?

June 30, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When did Posh turn into an 85 lb. robot?

July 02, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They look a hell of a lot better than the Stones, who carry on with their aging bodies, colostomy bags, and IV poles - to no apparent such criticism. Ah, you have NOT come a long way, Baby Spice!

July 02, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cedar --

In the photo on the left, from left to right: they are: Baby (Emma) , Ginger (Geri), Sporty (Melanie C), Posh (Victoria) and Scary (Melanie B).

In the photo on the right from left to right:
Posh (Victoria), Sporty (Melanie C), Ginger (Geri), Baby (Emma), and Scary (Melanie B)

Ginger is in the floral dress.

July 02, 2007  

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