Jobs I Wouldn't Mind Vol. V

Did you know there are still pirates terrorizing the world's oceans? I guess I had been vaguely aware of this, but I heard a story about the pirates this morning and thought "Piracy -- that's a job I wouldn't mind."

There's a lot of travel, plus you get to spend time in the sun. And who can forget the booty? Oh, all that booty. The main drawback is that you face the death penalty if caught, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.

Yay pirates!