Thursday, January 12, 2006

Brad Pitt apparently virile

People Magazine makes the NaturalBlog household's yearly subscription worth every single cent this week, with a bombshell admission by Angelina Jolie that she is pregnant with Brad Pitt's baby. This will be the first child for both, though the couple has been known to steal babies from the third world.

Speaking of Brangelina, the pair has reportedly signed on to billionaire Richard Branson's plan to send people on joyrides into space in 2010. Their companions on the Virgin Galactic Spaceship will include Sigourney Weaver, Moby, and William Shatner.

This is actually remarkably similar to the list I keep in my head of people I'd like to banish from Earth. What are the chances that Barry Bonds, Paris Hilton, and every Fenway Park ticket scalper will also sign on?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you think we could raise the funds to send Derek Jeter too?

January 12, 2006  
Anonymous mrs. s said...

Don't forget you get to see Pink's wedding photos in People this week too ... doesn't that make it worth every cent and more??

January 12, 2006  
Anonymous Sebastian Dangerfield said...

Dude, "scalper" is not the preferred nomenclature. Ticket-Broker, please.

January 12, 2006  

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