Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Thoughts on celebrity photo shoots

You may have heard that celebutant Nicole Richie was arrested for bad driving. She came in at a whopping 85 pounds in her post-arrest weigh-in. Scales at the police department? Must be a California thing. Anyway, I think she looked pretty good in her mug shot, at left. Did she toussle her hair that way on purpose, or are the half-bangs simply good luck? I'd also like to see if she's just wearing a wife-beater, or if there's a clever slogan on her shirt. "Little Miss fill-in-the-blank," perhaps.

Funny, she looks better in her mug shot than she does in tabloid magazines. She is definitely in the upper echelon of mug shots. For comparison, take a look at Yasmine Bleeth, Carmen Electra, and my fave of faves Vince Vaughn, all arrested while allegedly drunk.

As Borat might say, "Not so much." I can actually smell the booze on Vaughn from here.

Of course, none of those three can even hold a candle to the patron saint of mug shots, Nick Nolte. He was arrested in a joint operation between the state police and the fashion police, who charged him with crimes against humanity for his shirt and hair. The booking agent must have been laughing so hard, he just snapped a photo in front of some wall and a door, instead of the usual blue background.



Anonymous Troy Aikman said...

This reminds me of that polaroid commercial where the kids put sticky pictures on the players of a foosball table. I would put the ladies as my forwards, a series of Vaughns in the backfield, and, of course, Nolte as goalie. So scary he don't need no mask.

December 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The scary thing about Nicole Richie, was she was driving the wrong way in the incoming carpool lane. She needs to eat a bunch of Big Macs and do a porno movie with Paris Hilton. They could call it a chick and a stick, lol.

December 13, 2006  
Anonymous Mrs. NB said...

Don't try to change my feelings about Vince Vaughn. The mug shot makes me like him even more.

December 13, 2006  
Anonymous Mrs. NB said...

Also, I can't decide on the Nicole Richie shot - part of me thinks she looks good, the other part thinks that if she had pointy orange hair she'd look like one of those troll dolls from the 1980s.

December 13, 2006  
Blogger DJS said...

Thing about Nolte is, he looks like he had one hell of a good time getting arrested.

I mean he must have been slopping drunk, propositioned a few attached women, started a couple of fights, smoked a fattie and then prayed for death.

The others just don't have that look of, "yeah, f*cko, you caught me, but I have been to Dodge and I've seen the elephant."

December 13, 2006  
Anonymous some guy said...

The best part of that Vince Vaughn mug was taken in Wilmington, North Carolina.

December 14, 2006  

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