The not-so virgin Mary

Not that Mary Cheney sought the prying eyes of the public, all she ever did was have the misfortune of being Dick Cheney's gay daughter.

But when the vice president's lesbian daughter is pregnant, that's totally blog-worthy. No one is saying by whom of course, which is a good part of the fun.

Some people say it was that handsome George P., but I say it was immaculate. That would certainly make this easier on the delicate palate of the right.

I guess we can all hope this will soften up the vice president a bit, but that seems like a long shot, since the five grandkids he's already got don't seem to have turned the trick.