NaturalBlog News Update

I served with Joe Quimby. I knew Joe Quimby. Joe Quimby was a friend of mine. Sir, you're no Joe Quimby. With the pending release of the new movie featuring the Simpsons, all the Springfields in the U.S. are in competition to host the film's opening. It's funny because the cartoon has never said where the Simpsons' Springfield is. Though I've often suspected Springfield, MA -- what with its inept government, burning tire yard, and sizable population of bumble bee men.

At least 50% of the first daughters can read. Did you see that first daughter Jenna Bush is writing a book? It's aimed at young people and tells the story of a pregnant teen in Panama who has HIV. I'll admit that I'm impressed, though I still think I like her twin sister Barbara better. And since we're on the topic of first daughters, it occurs to me that Chelsea Clinton has never written a book. Get on that, Chelsea, or risk losing your status as my favorite first daughter ever.

Sheer awesomeness. I know it's only March, but I think I may have found Time Magazine's person of the year. A recent college grad apparently missed the good old days of college, so he built a mini-fridge that would toss him beer from across the room. Check it out. This idea is so good, I'll give him a pass for having gone to Duke.