Thursday, May 31, 2007

What is it about Toronto that inspires infidelity?

The New York Post's latest tale of woe for the Yankees -- yesterday's cover story suggesting Alex Rodriguez is cheating on his wife -- has a great beginning ("A-Rod's a Yankee Doodle Randy") and an even better ending: "As the doors to an elevator opened, he and the blonde got in together, the witness said. The doors then closed, and they disappeared upstairs."

How poetic.

I wonder if there's something about the Canadian dollar that inspires committed men to come unhinged (though the Post does point out that A-Rod did wear his wedding ring on his date with the "mystery blonde"). Remember a few years back when Ben Affleck was linked to Toronto strippers, hastening the inevitable end to his romance with Jennifer Lopez?

At least that story has a happy ending -- the stripper in question is now a teacher. Sort of.

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Blogger Jerry Zezima said...

Does this make him a Yankee and her a Yanker?

May 31, 2007  
Blogger Sebastian Dangerfield said...

High times with low women, eh?

The most unbecoming thing here is not getting caught with another, but getting caught with another so base. That fake blond looks like a run of the mill dime (CND) store hooker. Typically vulgar anglophone canadian.
If you're going to try your hand at such business, at least show the self-respect to get caught with a naturally beautiful Québécoise on your arm.

May 31, 2007  

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