The emporer has (had) no clothes

Feeling down about your physique? Worried that you don't have the muscles to get all the pretty girls? Don't worry. You could be this guy.


That's GQ coverboy and sometime New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, back at his NFL tryout in 2000. Y'know, I've filled out a little bit in the last eight years, too, but in a different way, I'm afraid.

Do you think he cringes when he sees that picture? I mean -- where's his pocket square? This may even be more embarrassing than that picture of him and the goat.


Well, maybe not.