Wednesday, January 16, 2008

This business idea can't miss

I do some of my best thinking in the bathroom,. Indeed, that's where this product plan hit me. Fact: Urinals are a mess. Fact: Guys are competitive. Add these two maxims together and you end up with suddenly better aim.


It's a cross between a urinal and a skee ball game. I call it Pee-Ball.

So there's the idea. Now I just need a manufacturer and distributor.

I wonder why all of business plans involve the bathroom.

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9 Comments:

Blogger Jerry Zezima said...

You also need publicity. What would a newspaper story on this subject be called? You guessed it: yellow journalism.

January 16, 2008  
Anonymous Foxy Roxy said...

How about a book or a poem entitled "Yellow Stream" by I.C.U.P. That would reinforce the idea of yellow journalism and publicity.

January 16, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do you place the high point values at the edges of the bowl where the splatter danger is highest? Doesn't that encourage risky and unsanitary urination practices?

January 16, 2008  
Anonymous Holy Moses said...

Can I be the ref ?

January 16, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Super Bowl"

January 16, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And of course there's only one place where the pee-ball championship could be held.....

Flushing Meadows

January 16, 2008  
Anonymous Meredyth R. said...

If this product ever comes to fruition, I will definitely have penis envy.

January 16, 2008  
Anonymous Biff Tannen said...

Dr. Emmit Brown does some of his best thinking in the bathroom, too!

January 18, 2008  
Anonymous some guy said...

flushing meadows. THAT is hilarious.

lsvtrlj

January 18, 2008  

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