You are the Decider, Florida

As long as this presidential campaign continues to limp on, I will continue to chronicle it in this series You are the Decider. Cue the graphic of the pooping bulls.


You are entering the no bull zone.

People in Florida are voting today, but only the Republicans. It's a little unclear why it's just the GOP, but I think it has something to do with a secret plot by Katherine Harris (at right, with the only person who voted for her U.S. Senate campaign). That's just a guess really.

My former chief executive Mitt Romney was on the verge of trying something new in his campaign in Florida the other day: He almost told the truth.

Asked about a McCain claim that Romney supports a timetable for a troop pullout from Iraq, Romney said “Well, he's lying. he's dishonest. He's being dishonest in that regard."

He's lying? Does that make him a liar? Are you calling him a liar liar pants on fire, a reporter wondered.

“No, I'm not. He made a dishonest comment, I misspoke."

So he's dishonest, but not a liar? Are we holding this election in 1984?