Alyssa Milano knows how to write

Alyssa Milano -- my first-ever TV crush (so long as you don't count Inspector Gadget's niece Penny) -- is out with a book about baseball.

Deadspin has some excerpts, including the part where she goes over the rumors that she's dated enough pitchers to form a formidable rotation and a catcher to boot:

Carl Pavano — Yes. Tom Galvine — No. Barry Zito — Yes. Josh Beckett — God, no (although I do think he is an amazing pitcher). Brad Penny — Yes. Russell Martin — No.

I wonder why Beckett got a "God, no." Three of those guys are on the Red Sox, for whatever that's worth.

I don't know that there's much more to say here except that when I was a kid I could never figure out if Tony was safe or out in the opening from Who's the Boss. Upon reflection he looks out.