In the interest of fair play, John Kerry is also pretty boring

I hate to be taken as a partisan, so I'm going to make fun of John Kerry's list of riders given to hotels during his 2004 Presidential campaign. The junior Senator is a little more difficult to make fun of than the Vice President, but I'll have a go.

He can say he doesn't want Evian, but he can't hide from his undeniable Frenchness.

Also, No tomato-based products -- including ketchup? Do you think he's allergic, or just being passive aggressive?