Sunday, April 09, 2006

In the interest of fair play, John Kerry is also pretty boring

I hate to be taken as a partisan, so I'm going to make fun of John Kerry's list of riders given to hotels during his 2004 Presidential campaign. The junior Senator is a little more difficult to make fun of than the Vice President, but I'll have a go.

He can say he doesn't want Evian, but he can't hide from his undeniable Frenchness.

Also, No tomato-based products -- including ketchup? Do you think he's allergic, or just being passive aggressive?



Anonymous Holy Moses said...

Clearly, this man's diet is deficient in the one nutrient that might have helped him win the election - hormones. A Food 911 if ever there was one.....

April 09, 2006  

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