GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

In the most anticlimactic way to end a major sporting event, Italy won the World Cup over France yesterday on penalty kicks.

Italy was undefeated in the tournament, posting a 6-0-1 record. That tie was against the U.S., so let me be the first to congratulate the Americans on their status as Co-World Cup Champions. Way to go, guys. Who'd of thought you could manage that without a win.