Friday, July 07, 2006

NaturalBlog News Update

Bring back wood paneling! BMW's new sports activity vehicle (SAV) gives us what we've been missing on the American roadway since the death of the Jeep Wagoneer: Wood paneling. Since everything is cyclical, we can only assume disco is coming back too.

Merriam Webster, give me my due. The dictionary people are playing favorites again. Unibrow, soul patch and bling have made the cut this year (what is this -- 1995?) but noticably absent were newsmerized, eddiction, and screensdropping.

Yogi apparently migrated south. This story appeared under the headline "Say what?" in the Long Beach paper. A bear cub climbed into a vintage buick near Lake Tahoe, ate a barbecue chicken and jalapeno pizza, then washed it down with a Jack Daniels mixer, some Absolut vodka, and a beer. I am definitely having this bear over for my next party.

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2 Comments:

Anonymous some guy said...

why are you reading the Long Beach paper??

July 07, 2006  
Anonymous holy moses said...

A woody on wheels...a sentimental favorite, as American as apple pie. And waaay cheaper than a motel room.

July 10, 2006  

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